Christians are straight up FREAKS
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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