Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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