can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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