Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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