Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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