So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My breasts were aching with rage.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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