if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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