quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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