How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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