i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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