that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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