I wish I could teleport
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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