I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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