Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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