Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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