I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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