Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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