they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
The uberlube is also flammable
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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