So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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