I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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