Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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