You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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