What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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