More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I love you. Go after that dick
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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