You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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