Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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