so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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