This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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