Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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