Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im drinking this country out of the recession.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
