it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
