I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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