I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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