you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dignity is for republicans.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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