Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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