: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
