im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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