It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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