On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
a search helicopter?!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
