All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My pussy is not your playground.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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