$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was like eating out sand paper
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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