Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
worst night to have a conscience
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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