from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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