I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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