i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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