jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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