i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You work out of a Hotel?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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