you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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