You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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