we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Girls should come with a carfax report
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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