I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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