Can i not drive my cunt home
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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