Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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